How Much Is Blue Hair

A true friend to the very end of a week

A Guide curious how it behaves a true friend.




A true friend to the very end








When you are sad...



I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared...
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried...

I will tell you how much worse it
could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused...

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick...

I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall ...
I will point and laugh
at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath ...
I pledge till the end.
Why you ask ?.... May
Because you're my friend.