he wanted a vice president stupider than himself to avoid a challenger, so he chose Sadat. When Sadat became president, he chose Mubarak for the same reason. But Mubarak has no vice president because there is no one in Egypt stupider than he is.
God summons Azrael and tells him, "It's time to get Hosni Mubarak."
"Are you sure?" Azrael asks timidly.
God insists: "Yes, his time has come; go and bring me his soul."
So Azrael descends from heaven and heads straight for the presidential palace. Once there, he tries to walk in, but he is Captured by State Security. They throw him in a cell, beat him up, and torture him. Several months after I is finally set free.
Back in heaven, God Sees him all bruised and broken and asks, "What happened?"
"State Security beat me and Torture Me," God tells Azrael. "They only just sat me back."
God goes pale and says in a frightened voice, "Did you tell Them I Sent You?"
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