Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Deep Bleaching Reviews

Twilight. Reasonable criticism.



Si. I went to see that movie to film. In the opening weekend.


(Which does not invalidate my opinion to "criticize" movies + _ +)


The movie was everything we had joked that he would be after seeing the trailer. "" Oh, I'm a mega cool vampire, which saw fashion and drive cars that you shit, and I'm great, I'm so handsome and so sexy that you're dying to bite you, but I'm so queer and I have to keep my look of tragedy that I can not bite you. "The truth is that we were doing a lot of cheetah type: "- We are the vampires of Beverly Hills! Molamos a lot! And we are very gay! See our hair gel and lipstick! "Jokes that we did a duet me and my boyfriend whenever we saw a friend who knew that he liked the vampire theme as us. I always thought that my boyfriend used to joke about going to see when premiered. (REALLY) So when I asked him to see the schedule to compare the entries, I did not know efectivamante reacting against the path that opened before me, and find a temparano hours after eating, which had few people, and we at the box office, despite knowing it was a bad idea. When we entered the room, I saw him clearly.
The room was packed with teenage girls.


(Wow, this text has shifted much of my original idea. I wanted to make a small reseƱay almost
am narrating a book (write down what it seems)
)




Let a shift in the narrative, because it is 12 pm, I have a fever and tonsillitis and is not good that this many hours with the heater on. If you're a teenager, Teenage Girls, and also those in the age of the turkey, the movie you'll love, you'll thrill, you'll feel super identified with the protagonist and you will get mad with envy of Eduard do not get into your bedroom to watch you sleep.

If the three conditions above, the movie you'll see a brat.

If you're a fan of vampire movies or Judeo RPG, you'll want arancarte eyes after watching the forest scene, and you'll want to pull into a ravine when they are playing baseball. And in the final fight, when he finally catches the bad will (a vampire "vampire"), you'll be griando, finish it now And in too! God! Make them disappear from the world!

Well, we believe all that, if he stands watching the first half of the movie, which is the typical drama of high school, new girl that just arrived, do not know anyone and falls for the mysterious boy from school that shuns.
I sincerely embarrassment suffered in the forest scene when she Teach Bella (siiiiii, so the protagonist is called), because vampires do not come to light from the sun, since this (verbatim) " reveals its true nature. "SHAME


OTHERS FOR ALL THE WORLD'S VAMPIRES


(
Although the baseball game I find very endearing)


(Oh, we vampire vegetarian, act as a family and spend the day together doing things like other families)



Hey! I am a girl!



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